I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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