shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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