She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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