just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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