would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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