Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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