brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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