It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
