I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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