i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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