there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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