but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We don't watch enough power rangers
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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