I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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