D3 body, D1 cock
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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