They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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