whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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