Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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