Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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