My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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