you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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