just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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