He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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