yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
