I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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