she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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