You surviving the open bar?
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Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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