North Korea, Best Korea!
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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