I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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