Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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