im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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