Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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