your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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