Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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