I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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