Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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