dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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