This house was built for laser tag.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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