thus making me awesome and them whores
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We are two peas in an std pod
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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