It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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