BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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