ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im six kinds of drunk right now
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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