i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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