With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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