I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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