I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Randomize
