did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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