The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
