So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
