our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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