I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I think your dad took our porno
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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