I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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