Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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